But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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