just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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