Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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