Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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