dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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