Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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