I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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