drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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