After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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