let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
