do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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