Sponge bath it is.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He better not be in your backpack
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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