he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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