do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he puts the penis in happiness.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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