How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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