She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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