I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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