Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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