There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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