is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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