Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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