i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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