Whod you bang
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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