she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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