You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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