Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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