If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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