Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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