that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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