if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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