Rock
Scissors
Fuck
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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