Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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