I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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