My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize