I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
