Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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