Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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