Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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