umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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