So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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