I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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