My nipple is on Facebook.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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