windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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