what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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