do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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