Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize