it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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