dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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