It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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