WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Non-Jews are for practice
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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