I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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