Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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