Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I have post one night stand depression
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